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No Sex Please - We're British - September 2007 

No Sex Please, We're British > > > September 7 - 15, 2007

A Farce by Anthony Marriott & Alistair Foot

A Young bride who lives above a bank with her husband, who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of elicit materials, photographs, books, films and eventually girls, that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the man's mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending.

ROLES
Peter Hunter: (M) (25 - 35) Manager of a sub-branch of the National United Bank.
Frances Hunter: (F) (25 - 35) Peter’s newlywed wife.
Brian Runnicles: (M) (25 - 35) The chief cashier.
Eleanor Hunter: (F) (50 - 65) Peter’s mother.
Leslie Bromhead: (M) (50 - 65) The National United Bank’s district manager, Peter’s boss.
Superintendent Paul: (M) (50 - 65) Of the local police force.
Mr. Needham: (M) (40 - 50) A bank inspector.
Susan and Barbara: (F) (20 - 35) two "customer service agents".
Delivery man: (M) a delivery man.
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Rehearsals will take place throughout the summer, beginning the second week of July. Flexibility will be built into the schedule but please be prepared to commit fully to the rehearsal process.

Production Crew

Producer
Asst Producer
Director
Stage Manager
Asst Stage Manager
Set Design
Lighting Design
Sound Design
Costume Design
Properties

Michelle Brandenburg
Trish Befus
Erin Beaubier
Barbara MacBeath
Margaret Harper
Bill Brown
Kevin Currie
Luke Moar
Rachel Millard
Angie Yzerman

Cast

Peter Hunter
Frances Hunter
Brian Runnicles
Eleanor Hunter
Leslie Bromhead
Superintendent Paul
Arnold Needham
Susan
Barbara
BRS Delivery Man

Duane Jones
Mary Anne Wilson
Andrew Lynch
Monica Herron
Bill Watson
Alex Clayton
Mark Mason
Taryn Wheeler
Lisbeth Maidment
Tanner Yzerman

updated September 10, 2007
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