A comedy by Steve Martin

ROLES
Albert Einstein: (M - Age twenty-five) Ambitious, confident and somewhat arrogant. He is a genius after all.
Pablo Picasso: (M - Age twenty-three) Handsome, flirtatious, moody and somewhat arrogant. He’s also a genius.
Freddy: (M - Late-thirties) Owner and bartender of the Lapin Agile. He is friendly and welcoming and often has a witty comeback.
Germaine: (F - Age thirty-five) Waitress, Freddy’s observant and witty girlfriend. She tells it like it is.
Gaston: (M - About sixty) He is a regular at the bar who loves to look at pretty ladies.
Suzanne: (F - Age nineteen) Sexy and street smart. She is smitten with Picasso.
Sagot: (M - Early fifties) Fashionable and energetic. He is Picasso’s art dealer.
Schmendiman: (M - A young man) Extremely arrogant inventor. Not a genius, but thinks he is.
Visitor: (M - Age twenty-five) Country boy, charming, handsome with a voice to woo the ladies.

Director's Bio
Alice Nelson is a director, actress, producer, playwright, clown, improviser, and artistic bohemian. She holds an MFA in Ensemble-Based Physical Theatre from Dell’Arte School of Physical Theatre in California, where she trained in Clown, Commedia, Melodrama, Tragedy, Mask, Improvisation and Ensemble Creation.

Alice has toured Canada and the U.S.A. with her shows Local Celebrity, Elephant, RAUNCH: The Rise of Female Chauvinist Pigs and Swashbucklers. Alice grew up listening to her Dad’s Steve Martin records. She quotes them often.