{"id":672,"date":"2015-05-08T08:25:44","date_gmt":"2015-05-08T14:25:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morpheustheatre.ca\/?page_id=672"},"modified":"2026-06-04T14:37:29","modified_gmt":"2026-06-04T20:37:29","slug":"auditions-one-bad-apple","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.morpheustheatre.ca\/?page_id=672","title":{"rendered":"Auditions: A Fox on the Fairway"},"content":{"rendered":"<div  class='avia-image-container  av-styling-    avia-builder-el-0  el_before_av_textblock  avia-builder-el-first  avia-align-center '  itemprop=\"image\" itemscope=\"itemscope\" itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/ImageObject\"  ><div class='avia-image-container-inner'><div class='avia-image-overlay-wrap'><img class='avia_image' src='https:\/\/www.morpheustheatre.ca\/morph_wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Audition-banner-1030x297.png' alt='' title='Audition banner' height=\"297\" width=\"1030\"  itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\"  \/><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<section class=\"av_textblock_section \"  itemscope=\"itemscope\" itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/CreativeWork\" ><div class='avia_textblock  '   itemprop=\"text\" ><h2>Morpheus Theatre is holding Auditions for:<\/h2>\n<h3>Ken Ludwig&#8217;s farce, A Fox on the Fairway<\/h3>\n<h4><strong>June 22, 23, 24!<\/strong><\/h4>\n<\/div><\/section>\n<div class=\"flex_column av_two_third  flex_column_div first  avia-builder-el-2  el_after_av_textblock  el_before_av_one_third  column-top-margin\" ><section class=\"av_textblock_section \"  itemscope=\"itemscope\" itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/CreativeWork\" ><div class='avia_textblock  '   itemprop=\"text\" ><h3>A Fox on the Fairway<\/h3>\n<p><strong>A farce by Ken Ludwig<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Directed by Sean Anderson<\/p>\n<p>Presented at the Pumphouse Theatre<br \/>\n<strong>October 2 to 10, 2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A tribute to the great English farces of the 1930s and 1940s, A Fox On the Fairway takes audiences on a hilarious romp pulling the rug out from underneath the stuffy denizens of a private country club. Filled with mistaken identities, slamming doors and over-the-top romantic shenanigans, it\u2019s a furiously paced comedy that recalls the Marx Brothers\u2019 classics. A charmingly madcap adventure about love, life and man\u2019s eternal love affair with\u2026 golf.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/section><br \/>\n<section class=\"av_textblock_section \"  itemscope=\"itemscope\" itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/CreativeWork\" ><div class='avia_textblock  '   itemprop=\"text\" ><h3>CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS<\/h3>\n<p><em><strong>Justin<\/strong> <\/em>\u2013 (Male presenting, 20s-30s) A socially awkward young man who also happens to be low handicap golfer. In real life, his nervousness and uncertainties often overtake his actions.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Louise<\/strong> <\/em>\u2013 (Female presenting, 20s-30s) A perfect match for Justin in that she, too, possesses some naive, awkward social graces. She is sexy and sweet and very proud of her accomplishments, but is also given to extreme reactions to set backs. She cries a lot.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Bingham<\/strong> <\/em>\u2013 (Male presenting, 30s-50s) The owner of the Quail Valley Country Club. He has been frustrated by years of a mismatched marriage and is intimidated by his wife while mooning over his former love interest, Pamela.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Pamela<\/strong> <\/em>\u2013 (Female presenting, 30s-50s) The somewhat cynical divorcee who has left Dickie (Director of the Crouching Squirrel) behind. She is the helper, the fixer upper of things gone bad, the object of Bingham\u2019s devotion.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Dickie<\/strong> <\/em>\u2013 (Male presenting, 30s-50s) The insufferable bore who is the Director of the Crouching Squirrel. He dresses loudly and tastelessly meaning that his appearance matches his personality.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Muriel<\/strong><\/em> \u2013 (Female presenting, 30s-50s) The overbearing wife of Bingham. When she is in the room she sucks all of the oxygen out of the space.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Actors of all ethnicities, gender, identity, and ability are encouraged to audition. <\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Age ranges are recommendations but are flexible to interpretation.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/section><br \/>\n<div   class='hr hr-default   avia-builder-el-5  el_after_av_textblock  el_before_av_textblock '><span class='hr-inner ' ><span class='hr-inner-style'><\/span><\/span><\/div><br \/>\n<section class=\"av_textblock_section \"  itemscope=\"itemscope\" itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/CreativeWork\" ><div class='avia_textblock  '   itemprop=\"text\" ><h3>Audition Requirements:<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Auditions for <b>A Fox on the Fairway <\/b>will take place <strong>In-person<\/strong> in ten minute time-slots.<\/li>\n<li>Please prepare a comedic monologue (approximately 2 minutes long).<\/li>\n<li>A cold read may be required.<\/li>\n<li>All auditioners must be over the age of 18.<\/li>\n<li>Auditioners are asked to complete an online audition form, with an acting resume and headshot.<\/li>\n<li><span data-olk-copy-source=\"MessageBody\">Selected auditioners will be requested to attend an in-person callback to read with other performers.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Morpheus Theatre encourages individuals of all genders, ethnicities, and abilities to audition. Not a traditional actor?\u00a0 That is okay, get in touch with us and we will find a way for you to showcase what you have to offer.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/section><br \/>\n<div  class='avia-buttonrow-wrap avia-buttonrow-center   avia-builder-el-7  el_after_av_textblock  avia-builder-el-last '>\n<a href='https:\/\/www.morpheustheatre.ca\/morph_wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/Production-Calendar-FOTF.pdf'  class='avia-button  avia-icon_select-yes-left-icon avia-color-theme-color avia-size-medium '  target=\"_blank\"  style='margin-bottom:5px; margin-left:3px; margin-right:3px; ' ><span class='avia_button_icon avia_button_icon_left ' aria-hidden='true' data-av_icon='\ue85b' data-av_iconfont='entypo-fontello'><\/span><span class='avia_iconbox_title' >Click for Rehearsal Schedule<\/span><\/a>\n<\/div><\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"flex_column av_one_third  flex_column_div av-zero-column-padding   avia-builder-el-8  el_after_av_two_third  avia-builder-el-last  column-top-margin\" style='border-radius:0px; '><p><section class=\"av_textblock_section \"  itemscope=\"itemscope\" itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/CreativeWork\" ><div class='avia_textblock  '   itemprop=\"text\" ><p><strong>If all audition times are booked, please feel free to &#8220;drop-in&#8221;!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>*Preferably EARLY during the audition period<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/section><br \/>\n<div  style='height:20px' class='hr hr-invisible   avia-builder-el-10  el_after_av_textblock  el_before_av_textblock '><span class='hr-inner ' ><span class='hr-inner-style'><\/span><\/span><\/div><br \/>\n<section class=\"av_textblock_section \"  itemscope=\"itemscope\" itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/CreativeWork\" ><div class='avia_textblock  '   itemprop=\"text\" ><h3>Open auditions for all roles will take place:<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Monday June 22nd (7:00 to 9:00pm)<\/li>\n<li>Tuesday June 23rd (7:00 to 9:00pm)<\/li>\n<li>Wednesday June 24th (7:00 to 9:00pm)<\/li>\n<li><strong>Drop in Auditioners are always welcome!<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>at the Morpheus Rehearsal Centre<br \/>\n3512 \u2013 5th Avenue NW<br \/>\n(lower level of the Parkdale Community Centre).<br \/>\nClick here for a\u00a0<a title=\"Directions to Morpheus Rehearsal Centre\" href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.ca\/maps?f=q&amp;source=s_q&amp;hl=en&amp;geocode=&amp;q=3512+5th+Avenue+North+West,+Calgary,+Alberta&amp;aq=0&amp;sll=51.060251,-114.136105&amp;sspn=0.003891,0.01134&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;hq=&amp;hnear=3512+5+Ave+NW,+Calgary,+Alberta+T2N+2A2&amp;ll=51.05955,-114.136083&amp;spn=0.008119,0.022681&amp;t=h&amp;z=16\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Google Map<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h3>Callbacks will take place on:<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Saturday June 27th (1:00 to 4:00pm)<\/li>\n<li>We will endeavour to minimize auditioners time at the callbacks, but most calls will be a minimum of 90 minutes.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Rehearsals<\/strong> will be Tuesday\/Thursday evenings from 7:00 to 10:00pm and Sunday evenings from 6:00 to 10:00pm starting August 4th.<\/p>\n<p>Morpheus Theatre requires that auditioners come prepared to commit to the rehearsal and performance schedule.<\/p>\n<p>Note: Morpheus Theatre is a volunteer theatre company and does not pay actors.<\/p>\n<p>Call 403-246-2999 or send an <a href=\"mailto:audition@morpheustheatre.ca\">e-mail<\/a> for more info.<\/p>\n<p>You should receive a confirmation email after you submit your form.\u00a0 If you do not, please check your junk email box, or contact Morpheus Theatre.<\/p>\n<h3>STEP 1: Choose an available Audition Time:<\/h3>\n<\/div><\/section><br \/>\n<div  class='avia-button-wrap avia-button-center  avia-builder-el-12  el_after_av_textblock  el_before_av_textblock ' ><a href='https:\/\/www.signupgenius.com\/go\/10C0948ACAC2EA0F58-64434438-auditions#\/' class='avia-button   avia-icon_select-yes-left-icon avia-color-theme-color avia-size-large avia-position-center ' target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span class='avia_button_icon avia_button_icon_left ' aria-hidden='true' data-av_icon='\ue812' data-av_iconfont='entypo-fontello'><\/span><span class='avia_iconbox_title' >STEP 1 - 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