{"id":5106,"date":"2021-09-08T14:56:29","date_gmt":"2021-09-08T20:56:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.morpheustheatre.ca\/?post_type=portfolio&p=5106"},"modified":"2022-08-15T15:30:31","modified_gmt":"2022-08-15T21:30:31","slug":"no-sex-please-were-british","status":"publish","type":"portfolio","link":"https:\/\/www.morpheustheatre.ca\/?portfolio=no-sex-please-were-british","title":{"rendered":"No Sex Please, We’re British"},"content":{"rendered":"
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NO SEX PLEASE, WE\u2019RE BRITISH<\/h2>\n

October 8 to 16, 2021 (limited capacity with Physical Distancing)
\nBy Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot
\nDirected by Jay Newman<\/p>\n

A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films, and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the man\u2019s mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent, and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed or slamming doors.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/section>
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Production Crew<\/caption>
Producer<\/td>Colleen Bishop<\/td><\/tr>
Director<\/td>Jay Newman<\/td><\/tr>
Stage Manager<\/td>Beth MacLean<\/td><\/tr>
Assistant Stage Manager<\/td>Reg Brehaut<\/td><\/tr>
Intimacy\/Fight Coordinator<\/td>Danelle White<\/td><\/tr>
Set Designer<\/td>Bill Brown<\/td><\/tr>
Costume Designer<\/td>Faith Casement<\/td><\/tr>
Properties <\/td>Margaret Harper<\/td><\/tr>
Lighting Designer<\/td>Elizabeth Schieman<\/td><\/tr>
Lighting Apprentice<\/td>Makenna Clarke<\/td><\/tr>
Sound Designer<\/td>Shin<\/td><\/tr>
Running Crew<\/td>Sofia Aya Cristancho, Malia Newman, Liam Newman<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/div>