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As we continue to navigate the craziness that is returning to live theatre in 2021, we would like to thank all of you – patrons, volunteers, and supporters – for supporting us and continuing to engage with us during this tumultuous time.\u00a0\u00a0<\/b><\/h3>\n

In order to continue to present new productions under the new government restrictions, Morpheus Theatre must implement Alberta\u2019s \u201cRestriction Exemption Program\u201d. This means that we will require proof of vaccination, documentation of a medical exemption, or a negative PCR or rapid COVID test (within 72 hours) from all patrons and volunteers. Documentation along with government issued identification will be required as you enter the Pumphouse Theatres building. For No Sex Please, We\u2019re British<\/em>\u00a0we can accept proof of partial vaccination, as long as it is received 2 weeks before your attendance date.<\/p>\n

In addition to providing the above documentation, face masks that cover the nose, mouth, and chin, are required to be worn at all times while inside the Pumphouse Theatre including while watching the performance. Face masks may be removed only while eating or drinking.<\/p>\n

If you do not have proper documentation and would like to exchange your tickets to a later date, or if have any other questions, please contact our Box Office at 403-246-2999 or email tickets@morpheushtheatre.ca<\/a>\u00a0and we will be able to assist you.<\/p>\n

We look forward to seeing you back at the theatre once more for another season of SHOWS WORTH SEEING!!<\/p>\n

UPCOMING EVENTS!<\/strong><\/h2>\n
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SEPTEMBER 30<\/strong> – APPLICATION DEADLINE- <\/strong>Contract Opportunity – Director\/Theatre Instructors – G&S Junior Theatre School<\/a><\/p>\n

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OCTOBER 8 – 16<\/strong> – NO SEX PLEASE, WE’RE BRITISH<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0– (limited capacity with distanced seating) <\/strong><\/p>\n

A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband, the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. What is to be done with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films, and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple? The matter is considerably complicated by the man\u2019s mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent, and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right! <\/em>Buy tickets\u00a0<\/em>HERE<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Oct 16<\/strong> –\u00a0G&S JR Theatre School<\/a> Begins!<\/p>\n

Oct<\/strong>\u00a017, 18, 20<\/strong>– AUDITIONS for GOODNIGHT DESDEMONA (GOOD MORNING JULIET) – sign up coming soon!<\/p>\n

Nov 16, 18, 20<\/strong> – AUDITIONS for THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS with Untold Stories Theatre<\/a> (Co-produced by Morpheus Theatre)<\/p>\n

Dec 10 – 18<\/strong> – ROBIN HOOD & HIS MERRY MEN <\/strong>– tickets on sale soon!<\/p>\n

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SEASON TICKETS are still on sale.\u00a0 Information on our shows & packages\u00a0HERE<\/a><\/p>\n

SPACE RENTAL – Morpheus is proud to offer a variety of arts spaces at reasonable rates.\u00a0 More information\u00a0HERE<\/a>!<\/p>\n

WORKSHOPS – more workshops, online & in person, are coming, but we have been delayed due to staff shortages.\u00a0 Stay tuned!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/section>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":5147,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-announcements"],"yoast_head":"\nNo Sex Please, We're British coming Oct 8 - 16! - Morpheus Theatre<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.morpheustheatre.ca\/?p=5102\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"No Sex Please, We're British coming Oct 8 - 16! 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