This hilarious farce will be presented with Limited Capacity & Physical Distancing

No Sex Please, We’re British runs at the Pumphouse Theatre October 8 – 16, 2021

Show times: Wed – Sat @ 7:30pm; Matinees Oct 9 & 16 @ 2:00pm.  See the ticketing website for full details.


October 8 to 16, 2021 (limited capacity with Physical Distancing)
By Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot
Directed by Jay Newman

A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films, and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the man’s mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent, and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed or slamming doors.

Production Crew
ProducerColleen Bishop
DirectorJay Newman
Stage ManagerBeth MacLean
Assistant Stage ManagerReg Brehaut
Intimacy/Fight CoordinatorDanelle White
Set DesignerBill Brown
Costume DesignerFaith Casement
Properties Margaret Harper
Lighting DesignerElizabeth Schieman
Lighting ApprenticeMakenna Clarke
Sound DesignerShin
Running CrewSofia Aya Cristancho, Malia Newman, Liam Newman
Peter HunterChristopher Ford
Frances HunterGlynna MacKenzie
Brian Runnicles
Nathan Crockett
Eleanor Hunter
Diana-Marie Stolz
Leslie Bromhead
Gerry McAuley
Superintendent Paul
César Salvater Jr.
Mr. Needham
Peter Warne
SusanDeanna Mae
BarbaraJeri Wallis
Delivery PersonReg Brehaut